I guess they’ve never heard of work study. The girls have their hearts set on going somewhere for Spring Break but they’ve only managed to save $325 dollars between the four of them. Finally we start to get some sort of plot, all of which you know if you watched the trailer. Ten minutes in and there’s been roughly five lines of dialogue. Women have drinks poured down their chests, there are lots of crotch shots, dudes let cans leak beer as they hold them from where their junk is, women eat popsicles suggestively. The movie begins with lots of stuff that you see in every movie party scene but never see in real life unless the people you hang out with are the absolute worst. Also, he’s married to the one actress you probably don’t recognize, Rachel Korine. Apparently he wrote Kids which came out in 1995 and he’s 40 now. The film was directed by Harmony Korine who I thought was a lady and is one of the only reasons I even agreed to see this film. I’m sure you can find one with a cover charge that’s cheaper than a movie ticket. There are lots of women in bikinis but if you are so desperate to see boobs that you’d pay twelve bucks, let me let you in on a little secret. But it’s in the context of a threesome with James Franco so maybe not. This is the entire movie except for the last 15 minutes which includes the only part you might want to see which is Vanessa Hudgens ( High School Musical) making out with Ashley Benson ( Pretty Little Liars). Rough on the outside but with a soft spot inside, Alien wins over the hearts of the young Spring Breakers, and leads them on a Spring Break they never could have imagined. Hungover and clad only in bikinis, the girls appear before a judge but are bailed out unexpectedly by Alien (James Franco), an infamous local thug who takes them under his wing and leads them on the wildest Spring Break trip in history. But that’s only the beginning… At a motel room rager, fun reaches its legal limit and the girls are arrested and taken to jail. Spring Breakers tells the story of four sexy college girls as they plan to fund their spring break getaway by burglarizing a fastfood shack. If you’re watching it for any sort of plot or storyline, you can find it there. If you haven’t seen it yet, the entire story is told in the trailer and synopsis. I give this movie zero out of infinite fucks. Hi, my name is Brittani and I watched Spring Breakers.
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